Melania
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Melania is hurt, which is odd because you’d think that with her husband being kicked off of Twitter that she’d be elated that her anti-cyberbullying campaign has finally made some progress.
Here’s what she had to say in a statement written FIVE DAYS after the siege, which means she obviously put a lot of thought into it. I mean, that’s nearly a week to pick out the proper words and phrases.
“I find it shameful that surrounding these tragic events, there has been salacious gossip, unwarranted personal attacks, and false misleading accusations on me—from people who are looking to be relevant and have an agenda. This time is solely about healing our country and its citizens. It should not be used for personal gain.”
Apparently, the impeached first lady was upset and sad and distraught about the coup attempt’s destructiveness. Just kidding. She was upset and whatnot because a CNN report said she was doing a photo shoot at the White House during the rioting. Which… she was.
But at least it was about really important stuff. If you include PHOTOGRAPHING RUGS as really important. And not the rug on her husband’s head … the kind that goes on the floor.
In addition, her former aide and super pal Stephanie Winston Wolkoff wrote an article about the Capitol riot in which she said: “It was an assault on human life and our great democracy. Unfortunately, our President and First Lady have little, if any, regard for either.”
“Little, if any, regard?” Isn’t it quicker to just say “no”?
Poor poor rich lady. Sob.
